Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas, via evolutional)


What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

(via guy)


isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

(via stability)



I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

(via evolutional)

Que te haya ido mal en una prueba y pensar que tu futuro está hecho mierda:(.

(Source: muerdete-la-axila, via esto-es-un-sexy-url)


when someone voluntarily helps you out with something you needed help with


(via guy)