devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas, via evolutional)

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

(via guy)

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

(via stability)

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

(via evolutional)

Que te haya ido mal en una prueba y pensar que tu futuro está hecho mierda:(.

(Source: muerdete-la-axila, via esto-es-un-sexy-url)

guy:

when someone voluntarily helps you out with something you needed help with

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(via guy)