Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP
I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch
i see you’re passing on the family name